I was too special to lose weight. Being fat never negatively affected me, so I kept gaining weight.
Obesity
Unless You’re Grumpy Cat, Stop Being So Negative, Okay?
Negativity is ruining your weight loss. Unless you’re Grumpy Cat. Then it’s adorable.
Do You Need to Lose Weight?
Do you need to lose weight? Like D&D character stats, weight is just a number. Health is way more important.